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Many thanks to Bonne Marie for this fun one...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chelsea!

1. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Chelsea, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
2. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Chelsea supply.
3. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Chelsea!
4. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Chelsea.
5. Never store Chelsea at room temperature.
6. Chelseaocracy is government by Chelsea.
7. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Chelsea'.
8. Research indicates that Chelsea will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
9. Chelsea has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
10. Chelsea is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.

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