- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Chelsea, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Chelsea supply.
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Chelsea!
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Chelsea.
- Never store Chelsea at room temperature.
- Chelseaocracy is government by Chelsea.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Chelsea'.
- Research indicates that Chelsea will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- Chelsea has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
- Chelsea is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
Monday, February 27, 2006
a.k.a. easily amused
Many thanks to Bonne Marie for this fun one...